reactions to seeing a pregnant person:
- normal person: aw congratulations! when are you due?
- me: you had sex
- me: a male inserted his penis into your vaginal cavity thus releasing sperm and fertilizing an egg inside of your body
- me: i thought sex was a myth
You know what i regret the most?
as a kid wanting to grow up… i wish i could go back to those times when i had nothing to worry about. i hate this. i don’t want to grow up.
